Target Tamer Mugs

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Secretive Weigh In.

"Lovely dovetail."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."