Trade Tamer Mugs

'He micromanages all our trades.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Education Guidance

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'I told you he had a temper.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork