Territory Tamer Mugs

'As you can see, your sales region is quite large.'

"I was hoping you had no more territorial ambitions."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"Lovely dovetail."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mediation Process

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Education Guidance

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I told you he had a temper.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'This isn't working at ALL... maybe I should just forget the marriage counsellor scene!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."