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'He micromanages all our trades.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Education Guidance

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'I told you he had a temper.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."