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"My turn."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Lovely dovetail."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Quiet Time

Dad's home

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."