Tide Tamer Gifts

"My turn."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Not you. Your hair.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Happy Tots Day Care.

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Quiet Time

Dad's home