Tidal Wave Tamer Gifts

World crisis

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Lovely dovetail."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'Another nice wave.'

"She does this when she's tired."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"So...what are you in for?"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."