Tee-off Tamer Gifts

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Golf Hil Divot

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"My turn."

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Menace.

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Thanks God!

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."