Timber Tamer Gifts

Man with fake trunk to help him lift timber

"Lovely dovetail."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Not you. Your hair.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Timber preservation

New Swiss Army Knife

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Beware of the Undergrowth.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

Golf Hil Divot

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

Superhero training.

"My turn."

"Because we're jerks."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Scrapyard Worker

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.