Timber Tamers Gifts

Timber preservation

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Most projects require three hands."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Storm'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woodwork

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Because we're jerks."

Scrapyard Worker

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Darling, size is not important!"

"We really need to do something about the lawn."

Parents with Babies

Hair trigger