Triplet Tamers Gifts

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Crying baby

Timber preservation

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Babies