Toddler Tamers Gifts

Crying parent holds crying baby.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

The First Supper

"Oh Oh . . . Looks like our five o'clock wake up call is here!"

Babies

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

Mood Swings.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor