Toy Tamers Gifts

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Moral Ambiguity

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Happy Tots Day Care.

Dentist Training School.

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Dad's home