Toy Tester Gifts

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Mom wanted to return this personally, but she hasn't stopped turning blue yet.'

'No wonder these are bland...they're toys!'

'have you broken all of your Christmas presents yet?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Parenting Business Deals

Rust test in progress.

Computerized Dollhouse.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

Product Testing Department

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Out of action man.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'