Toy Critic Gifts

Searching for a clever gift that resonates with a toy critic's playful yet discerning nature? Our collection offers humorous mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints—all designed to delight anyone who loves analyzing toys with a fun twist. Perfect for adding a touch of personality to their space or everyday wear, these products make a memorable gift for those who savor toys and humor in equal measure.

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'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!' mockup

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

from $19.00

Kid disappointed with tiny dinosaur toy.

Kid disappointed with tiny dinosaur toy. mockup

Kid disappointed with tiny dinosaur toy.

from $19.00

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.' mockup

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

from $19.00

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.' mockup

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

from $19.00

Director/Action Man toy.

from $19.00

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.' mockup

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

from $19.00

Polluted geese

from $19.00

"That'll be five bucks."

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"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code." mockup

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

from $19.00

Playdough's The Republic

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"Werewolves of London..."

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Rocking Horse

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

from $19.00

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company mockup

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

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"It's his emotional support animal." mockup

"It's his emotional support animal."

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Childlike love

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"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..." mockup

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

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"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!" mockup

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

from $19.00

"Graduation day at kite flying school." mockup

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

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What can I play?

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Jack in the box on strike.

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"Are you happy with your current ball?" mockup

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

from $19.00

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium mockup

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

from $19.00

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?" mockup

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

from $19.00

Toys

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'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.' mockup

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

from $19.00

Help me!

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"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

from $19.00

Inaction Figure

from $19.00

Remote Control Duck

from $19.00

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.' mockup

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

from $19.00

"Guess who figured how to call 911!" mockup

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

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'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!' mockup

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

from $19.00

Toy Critic Gifts Collection

Toy Critic Mugs

Explore our range of mugs perfect for toy critics—bring humor and personality to their morning routine.

Toy Critic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their decor with our cozy pillows tailored for toy critics.

Toy Critic Prints

Find eye-catching prints that celebrate their love for toys and their critical eye—perfect for decorating any space.

Toy Critic T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for toy critics—wear their passion and humor with pride.