Factory Critic Gifts

Polluted geese

Humans...What is their purpose?

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Muscle Steroids.

Think Zero Defects

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'

Think - But not too much.

Grade 'A' Grass.

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Factory Smoke

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

Flowers of Pollution

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).