
Polluted geese
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Polluted geese
Humans...What is their purpose?
The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.
"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"
Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'
Rejected Spider-man lunchbox ideas
'U.S. Manufacturing'
"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."
...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.
'How often does the boss visit the plant?'
'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'
'The shareholders are in an uproar; they demand change. Bob, switch seats with Gerald.'
"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"
Big oil.
I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.
"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"
Muscle Steroids.
As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.
"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"
Think Zero Defects
"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."
Rose colored glasses.
Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'
Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!
'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'
Think - But not too much.
'We're de-salting water?'
Grade 'A' Grass.
'I can only offer you a temporary position. You can start on Monday... If we are still open.'
Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
Flowers of Pollution
'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'
'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'
Factory Smoke
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