Factory Philosopher Mugs

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Polluted geese

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Genius

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

Computer help.

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Career Progression Ladder