Factory Philosopher Mugs

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Polluted geese

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Genius

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Career Progression Ladder

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'