Factory Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a factory philosopher's creative spirit? Our collection of quirky and clever products captures their reflective mood and love for honest, humorous insights. Whether it's for a thoughtful mentor or a witty friend who loves pondering life's big questions amidst industrial charm, these items blend humor with intellect, making every gift a fun and meaningful surprise.

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"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it." mockup

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud. mockup

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

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"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster." mockup

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

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Polluted geese

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'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!' mockup

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

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"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!" mockup

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

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"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws." mockup

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

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"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea." mockup

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

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'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.' mockup

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

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'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.' mockup

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

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"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message." mockup

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

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"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb." mockup

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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Genius

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"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work." mockup

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

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'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.' mockup

'I say, let's not be hasty in enforcing the mandatory retirement age.'

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"It's a self-driving skateboard." mockup

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

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Computer help.

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What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

What Business People often say (and what they really mean) mockup

What Business People often say (and what they really mean)

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'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.' mockup

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

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'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.' mockup

'You said you wanted more responsibility, so I'm making you responsible for everything that goes wrong.'

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"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding." mockup

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

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Domestic Spying Drones

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I think therefore I am.

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Information about information about information about information.

Information about information about information about information. mockup

Information about information about information about information.

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'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.' mockup

'Yes, it's easy to make a mistake in a conduct dismissal, Bob. But as mistakes go this is a big one.'

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..." mockup

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

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"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation." mockup

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

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'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner' mockup

'If i had my life to live over again... I'd make the same mistakes sooner'

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'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!' mockup

'Consensus on a Friday afternoon...what a lovely way to begin the weekend!'

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Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee. mockup

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

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Career Progression Ladder

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'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.' mockup

'I must be getting old. I remember when I could smell fear clear across the other side of the building.'

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Factory Philosopher Gifts Collection

Factory Philosopher Mugs

Explore our range of factory philosopher mugs, designed to inspire and amuse every morning with clever quotes and industrial flair.

Factory Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that showcase clever factory philosophy humor—ideal for brightening up any lounge or bedroom.

Factory Philosopher Prints

Browse our collection of prints that blend industrial charm and deep thinking—perfect for inspiring any space.

Factory Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate factory philosophers with witty sayings and creative designs, perfect for sparking conversations.