Fabric Philosopher Gifts

Knitting is Knirvana.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

I quilt therefore I am

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Computer help.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

King Madras

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."