Plastic Philosopher Gifts

"Personally, I'm a big fan of plastic bags."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable."

Knitting is Knirvana.

A Higgs Bosun

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

What the numbers are telling us

God creates a square world.

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."

Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures.

Art Forms.

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'

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