Plastic Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves exploring imaginative ideas and playful thoughts? Our collection of plastic philosopher-themed products combines wit and creativity, ideal for inspiring or amusing the thinker in your life. Whether it’s for a creative friend, a curious amateur philosopher, or someone who enjoys pondering life’s big questions with a humorous twist, these gifts are sure to entertain and inspire. Dive into our range of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints featuring the quirky spirit of the plastic philosopher and bring a smile to their face while igniting their mind.

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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Hamlet in the craft shop.

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"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt." mockup

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets. mockup

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

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KNITEO ERGO SUM!

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“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.” mockup

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

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A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years. mockup

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

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'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.' mockup

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

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"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable."

"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable." mockup

"Oh, phew, good news - #5s are recyclable."

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Knitting is Knirvana.

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A Higgs Bosun

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"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation." mockup

"If art was meant to be understood by the common man then the common man would have a degree in art appreciation."

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"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it." mockup

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

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The Lawn Gegnome Project

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The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk mockup

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

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'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.' mockup

'A quick one, Tommy. I'm running on empty.'

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'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?' mockup

'What have you got in the way of a Cabernet Sauvignon for people who like Zinfandel when they can't find Merlot?'

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What the numbers are telling us

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'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!' mockup

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

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God creates a square world.

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'He's made of polly-ethelene.'

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'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now' mockup

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

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'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.' mockup

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

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"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!" mockup

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

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"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees." mockup

"Well. . . I guess there will be no offspring, but at least I will save on the tuition fees."

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It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!! mockup

It's A Footstool! It's A Hassock!!It's... OTTOMAN!!!

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Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out mockup

Bubblewrap Supplies: Just Popped Out

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Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures.

Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures. mockup

Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures.

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"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."

"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most." mockup

"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."

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Art Forms.

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'...now that is a lot of plastic!' mockup

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'

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Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique mockup

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

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"But before the big boing, what was there?"

"But before the big boing, what was there?" mockup

"But before the big boing, what was there?"

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Plastic Philosopher Gifts Collection

Plastic Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of plastic philosopher mugs, featuring witty and creative designs perfect for philosophers at heart or anyone who enjoys a good laugh over their coffee.

Plastic Philosopher Pillows

Browse our selection of pillows inspired by the plastic philosopher’s playful ideas, adding a whimsical touch to any sofa or bed.

Plastic Philosopher Prints

See our artistic prints that celebrate the quirky insights of the plastic philosopher — perfect for decorating with a touch of humor and creativity.

Plastic Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover our range of plastic philosopher t-shirts, designed to make a statement with humorous and thought-provoking graphics for everyday wear.