Plastic Pundit Gifts

Looking for a gift for a plastic pundit? Discover unique items that showcase their creative insight and humor. Perfect for those who love to analyze, debate, and think outside the box. Our collection blends wit and imagination to match their inspired personality.

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Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose. mockup

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

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"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics." mockup

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

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'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.' mockup

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

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'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!' mockup

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

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"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?" mockup

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

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Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

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"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?" mockup

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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"Now you're just being a jerk!"

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"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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I'm a gangster rap fan too!

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Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

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'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.' mockup

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last." mockup

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?" mockup

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

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'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.'' mockup

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

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"Is this 'pollocks'."

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"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?" mockup

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

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"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'" mockup

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

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Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51 mockup

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

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"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?" mockup

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

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Don Jr.

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"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

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