Plastic Pundit Pillows

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Don Jr.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

'She'll be back!!!'

HornyWood

"In view of climate change, I'd put all my money into ice cream, mineral water and weapons!"

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Celebrity 10 o'clock news...

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."