Fashion Philosophers Gifts

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

The Style of Elements

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Define fair."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Chippunks

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

'You know you're 40 when...'(women)

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Smart meter. Smarter meter

Knitting is Knirvana.

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Surveying.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

A guardsman is embarrassed when the wind reveals his bearskin hat is doubling as a 'comb over'.

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'