Fashionista With A Philosophical Twist Gifts

I am here.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Crocodile Shoes

Naked Furniture

The Bland Leading the Bland

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Likes Makes Right

This suits tighter than my skin!

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Work clothes.

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."