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I am here.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Naked Furniture

Geri Halliwell.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Crocodile Shoes

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

The Bland Leading the Bland

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Joe's Tuxedos

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Work clothes.

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

"It isn't management's policy to allow the workers' to buy the leisure wear they manufacture at a discounted price - on the grounds that they don't have any leisure in which to wear it."

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."