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Likes Makes Right

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Crocodile Shoes

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Naked Furniture

Geri Halliwell.

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Australian punk

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Haute Cuisine Meets Low Couture

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Joe's Tuxedos

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

This suits tighter than my skin!

A monkey in a suit

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Work clothes.