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Likes Makes Right

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Naked Furniture

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Australian punk

Crocodile Shoes

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"Look what I found, this beautiful Christmas poncho. Isn't it festive?!"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

Joe's Tuxedos

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

A monkey in a suit

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

This suits tighter than my skin!

Work clothes.