Fashion With A Message Pillows

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Born to be Mild.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Hoody Woodpecker.

Where Pleather Comes From

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Likes Makes Right

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"This weather changes in a heart-beat! I moved here last year and am never sure how to dress!"

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

'I know it's cold up here, but you can't attain enlightenment wearing a hat like THAT.'

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"Did you throw away this tabletop?"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Dog Tattoo

Relax, it's fake fur.

African Python bag.

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

"It's made of all-natural materials, but needs a little wedding on occasion!"

'Look designer pollution.'

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'We've reduced the carbon footprint of this model to a size 5 with stiletto heels.'

"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"I'm pretty sure my credit cards will never be listed under 'single-use plastics'."

"What?"

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!