Fan Of Inspirational Messages Pillows

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

Cheerleaders from another planet

Likes Makes Right

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Your problem is, when you have a window of opportunity, you usually jump out of the window."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

Hug someone you love today.

'It's all been said already.'

Let me put it this way - make sure you wear clean underwear next Tuesday.

Have Fun

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

'Bloody Spam!'

Out of Work Motivational Speaker.

Jewelled 'Eradicate Poverty' bracelet

'Your message here'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'The whole knack, right,is to send out the right message.'

'It's for you.'

"You're Welcome."

Messengers.

Man carrying an arrow.