Meaningful Message Admirer Pillows

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Love

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

Sharp Eyes

Hairstyles

Guru Shifted Thinking

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

Vote For Me!

"You are my blue beach glass."

The corner that Spring's around

It had to be you!

"Wow! Why do you have no tattoos?"

"Profiling!"

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

'Yes, Mom, boating safety is important, however, a giant floaty is a little embarrassing.'

'My other car is a Mercedes, too' bumper sticker.

Bottle bank

"Wow, you've made me re-think my beliefs on an afterlife."

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

'It's all been said already.'

"I've forgotten my safe word."

'Bloody air mail!'