Message Appreciator Pillows

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

You are my sunshine!

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Couple in Grey

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

An old shoe in every bag!

"YOLO."

Ventriloquism for Beginners

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Internet Addict Anonymous

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"LMAO."

Maradona memorial.

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'It's been done.'