Message Lover Pillows

'It's for you.'

Messengers.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Bar Therapy

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Bird Messaging

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

In 5 Years...

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Valentines

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Pirate Mail.

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

Employees following the boss's carrot.

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

"Nice talking to you."

'Would you be offended if I ate you?'

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

Taxi Debates

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

'We keep the Holy Cow in the barn and the Holy Mackerel in the lake... I guess I don't have to tell you what we keep in there!'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'