Message Lover Mugs

'It's for you.'

Messengers.

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Bar Therapy

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

Bird Messaging

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

In 5 Years...

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

Valentines

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

And what kind of banter do you want with that? I got light, witty, or wry. Breakfast.

The End is Near.

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

Employees following the boss's carrot.

Pirate Mail.

"Nice talking to you."

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

'Would you be offended if I ate you?'

Taxi Debates

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.