Message Enthusiast Mugs

'It's all been said already.'

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

"Could I ask just one question?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Woman on the phone.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Santa called but you were out!

The Devil's in the detail!

Giving Things Up For Lent.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"