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'It's all been said already.'

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

She - Interpreter - He.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'The usual ‘nod, nod, wink, wink' will do, Walter. We don't need the eyebrow twitch and nostril flares.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Woman on the phone.

Santa called but you were out!

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

The Devil's in the detail!

Giving Things Up For Lent.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Freedom of the press