Message Appreciator Gifts

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

You are my sunshine!

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

FAQs.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Couple in Grey

Sue Perkins

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

An old shoe in every bag!

Internet Addict Anonymous

Ventriloquism for Beginners

"YOLO."

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Maradona memorial.

"LMAO."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'It's been done.'