Mail Appreciator Gifts

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Your call may be monitored to give us a few good laughs.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

You've Got Mail

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

In 5 Years...

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

'It's unto thee.'

Postes Modernes

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Ventriloquism for Beginners

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Recycling Post.