Mail Admirer Gifts

You've Got Mail

'They carry junk mail.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

"Mail's here."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

You've Got Mail

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

In 5 Years...

Postman in the Snow

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Postes Modernes

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

Recycling Post.

'It's unto thee.'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"