Mail Admirer Pillows

You've Got Mail

'They carry junk mail.'

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

You've Got Mail

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

In 5 Years...

Postes Modernes

Mail pigeons, spam raven.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Recycling Post.

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

Postman in the Snow

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'It's unto thee.'

"Mum, it's the poste'mon"

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Reporter #4: post box.