Snail Mail Admirer Pillows

You've got mail...

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Santa called but you were out!

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Here's the junk mail.'

You've got snail.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

You've Got Mail

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail crossing

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

Junk Mail

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

For Sale By Owner

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."