Mail Mishap Admirer Pillows

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

You've Got Mail

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Woman finds something in her soup.

'It's unto thee.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Postman in the Snow

Insufficient Postage

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

Girl knocks over artists who is trying to sketch her.

You've Got Mail

Wot's the row up the Court, Bill? Bob Smith was kissing my wife, and 'is old woman caught him.

'First package goes to the Parthenon. Second package goes to the Odeon. Third package as far as I'm concerned you can sacrifice to the Gods.'

You've got mail...

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'Dad, I know we're supposed to hate postmen, but what is the etiquette for couriers?'

"I've been extra nice to people - I should be getting some thank-you notes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"This isn't my order either!"

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

'They carry junk mail.'

Junk Mail

'It's poison oak!'

Cat entering 'Scratching Post Office'.

"Isn't that thoughtful? The post office just forwarded these get-well cards to you at your new address!"

Parcel mail by sewer.

US Post Office, Stamps and By Products.

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

Man pointing to the dogs kennel while the dog prefers the mail box

This end up - You idiot.

Polio appeal,help fight cancer, junk mail - "And a good morning to you."

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'