Mail Mishap Fan Pillows

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Discus accidents.

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Insufficient Postage

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'You're just going to feel a little pinch, then a horrific burning pain, your eyes will roll back into your head, you will drool uncontrollably...'

'It's nothing serious. You just have postman's elbow.'

'Yes, I understand that at the Pony Express, you deliver promptly, but it doesn't change the fact that this is NOT my mail...'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

When Butt-dialers Talk

Mail carriers celebration ruined by dog

This sucks

Postman and dog

Parcel mail by sewer.

US Post Office, Stamps and By Products.

'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

This end up - You idiot.

Shipwrecked Couple

'At least excrement makes a change from the usual junk mail.'

' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'