Direct Mail Fan Pillows

'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Macho man body building club.

"There's the mailman!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Penfriend

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

The eskimo lottery...

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

Efficiency Expert Greeting

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

"I really miss letters."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

Countess with a letter

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

'Use the delivery entrance.'

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.