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'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Macho man body building club.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"There's the mailman!"

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

Penfriend

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

Couriers and their customers often share a warm relationship.

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

The eskimo lottery...

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

Why Leave Home?

"I really miss letters."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

Efficiency Expert Greeting

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Do you sell very long envelopes? I want to write to my friend in Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

A stone in a cave has letters shoved into it.

'We're a little shorthanded today, sir -- several people called in disgruntled.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Countess with a letter

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm 66 years old: and I going to be as crabby as you? - Rolf. *Actual reader letter. Rolf, this is really a sad, unfortunate letter. It seems unlikely you can ever achieve any reasonable level of crabby if you're the kind of loser to send such a whiny question. Great crabs are born, not made! Guy probably won't even make a decent curmudgeon. Not sure that's what he's hoping for.

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'Use the delivery entrance.'