Mail Delivery Fan Pillows

Postman and dog

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

Wine of the Day Club

"There's the mailman!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I don't think I could have picked a tougher line of work.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Beware of the dog.

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Penfriend

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Postman in the Snow

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Postal Worker Satisfaction

Netflix Award Show

'You'd better have a little talk with him -- he wrote a fan letter to Lady Godiva.'

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Postal voting in America

"Boo! Oh, #!@!"

"Great job dealing with all those mail-in ballots. Seriously, top notch."

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."