Food Delivery Fans Pillows

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"! (Published originally on April 4, 2011.)

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Fridge-to-table"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Sushi Train Spotters

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Ahh, Chicken Soup

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"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"Skunk! How is it?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Warming hands over soup.

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"