Food Cart Fan Pillows

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Sushi Train Spotters

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Surprise me."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Food production

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Fresh egg...?

'...The bad news is that we'll be eaten by people who eat organic...'

"Whoops! – Autopilot."