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'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Fridge-to-table"

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"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

"If they really come in peace, where are their fruit baskets?"

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'I'm sorry, but the free range chicken escaped.'

"Surprise me."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

Man has a can of tuna in his fishbowl.

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

'What's the soup of the day?' 'Heinz.'

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

Food production

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

Fresh egg...?