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'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Fridge-to-table"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

Sushi Train Spotters

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Cow Cow Plops.

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Skunk! How is it?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"